twerkingdead:

*looks in a mirror* you again

(via bastille)

unkemptly:

lucid blog

wigwams:

when u think about it you’re either a shift or caps lock person

(Source: wigwams, via cramp)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

(via crystallized-teardrops)

chilled:

unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

 

(via cumfort)

officialfrenchtoast:

"dinner is ready"

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(via covocal)

Anonymous said: Secret ; hentai is my guilty pleasure and people say I shouldn't like it bc I'm a girl

asian:

you shouldn’t be guilty of any of your pleasures

do what you like and what makes you happy 

(Source: c1tylight5, via gratefvl)

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clituorice:

tupacabra:

dentist: ok now open wide

me:

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)

cakejam:

cakejam:

VERY NSFW!!!!!

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(Source: cakejam, via succeeding)